I hate bats. I really hate bats. I used to think that I had no strong feelings either way about bats, but that was until tonight, when I discovered one flying around our living room. Goddamn sumbitch bats.
It was like 2 feet long. With fangs. Dripping venom. And beady red eyes.
I hate bats.
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5 comments:
Don't forget that all bats are members of Al-Qaeda, too...
OMG, I had the same experience. Didn't realize how much I hated them until I had two instances of having them in my home (one in my bedroom). I'm still known for my panicked "Bat...bat...BAT...BAT!!! BAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!" moment a few years ago.
Actually, I'm sure it was a bat anymore. I think it might have been a small dinosaur. I was cowering under a blanket such that it would neither 1) land on my head or 2) pee in my hair.
Do you know what I learned today? There's some much liquid in blood that after a meal, vampire bats have to sit around and pee ("urinate like hell" - researcher) until they've lost enough water weight that they can take off again.
"so much" not "some much." damn blogger with its no editing comments.
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