Sunday, June 29, 2008

Don't waste your time.

Much like "Blazing Saddles" is, "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle" is worthless to watch while on network TV. Just trust me.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

She's here!

L-Vo was born at 8:23 AM on 6/19/08. We came home from the hospital yesterday and all are doing well!

Monday, June 16, 2008

$100,000 Pyramid: J-Vo Style

Things That Are Hard:
  • Diamonds
  • Advanced Calculus
  • Rock Cafes
and explaining breastfeeding to your 3-year-old ("how does it come out? do you have to poke a hole in them?"

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Give me a GD break.

"Entertainment Weekly: What's the deal with Brad's new tattoo?

Angelina Jolie: I drew that. We went to Davos. It's not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn't have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back."

1) Because what uneducated Philistine would get bored at the World Economic Forum?!? Certainly not AJ.
2) You mean there aren't nightly rave parties at the World Economic Forum?

Phun at the pharmacy.

On my way to the pharmacy, I noticed that my benevolent Ob-Gyn conveniently left the number of refills space blank on my script for post-op* Percocet. I avoided the temptation to write in "12" and open an online Percocet store.

While waiting for my narcs at the pharmacy, I noticed that the insulin syringes are located right next to the baby oil, which is located right next to the PediaLyte. Because that makes sense.

After receiving my narcs at the pharmacy, I was amused to note that 30 generic Percs cost 2 bucks less than 30 generic Motrin. Go figure.

*Still no baby yet. I was just filling my scripts ahead of time. Calm down.


to whoever voted for NIGEL. that's the only name on the list that is NOT one of A-Vo's classmates.

Monday, June 9, 2008


Prince just turned 50.

We are OLD.

Still no baby yet.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Anybody for matzo ball soup?

I have 9 boxes of MBS mix at home. Who's ready for soup?

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Random thoughts

I picked A-Vo up at school this week and witnessed one of her little friends happily chowing down on dandelions. This is the same little friend who apparently craps his pants at school on a near-daily basis (hello, pushing toilet training a little too hard, perhaps?). I know this because A-Vo gives me the daily "who crapped his pants" report on the way home from school every day. Now that I've seen his eating habits, I'm wondering if that's more than just a coincidence....

Didja know that the Pussycat Dolls are "all about female empowerment?" Seriously. I heard it on E! True Hollywood Story. Which must be why every time I hear their songs it makes me want to go vote and go to college.

New-Vo will be here in 18 days!