Monday, August 20, 2007

You asked for it...

So that you can make an informed decision.

My eyes started bleeding while reading the website.


7 comments:

J.Po said...

I swear, the Wiggles are like a drug. I used to babysit the kid who lived upstairs from me in Berkeley. He owned a Wiggles tape and someone *accidentally* put it in the VCR one night, and his sleepy eyes converted into crazed globes of excitement. So much for scheduled bedtime. Ugh.

Anonymous said...

I have to wonder.. what kind of person would choose to be in a show like that. You'd have to pay me millions to dress like a gay pirate and dance on TV. I feel terrible for anyone who was subjected to such cruelty.

Mike

J-Vo said...

point well taken, and I agree wholeheartedly, however, this is coming from the guy who wore a rainbow afro wig with ski goggles one Christmas and a mullet wig to a wedding rehearsal...

Anonymous said...

Well, mullet wigs are acceptable. Particularly if you are from Kentucky, in which case it is not actually a wig, but you get the idea. BTW ... don't you remember ... Steve the pirate ... argggh ...

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, but I do not pretend that I can make a profit from my outlandish outfits, nor do I make innocent bystanders suffer from my stupidity. I also don't sell a product that caters to 2 year olds, and have enough respect for myself never to be seen singing kumbya while dressed in a pirate outfit dancing around a fake fire, and pretend to be enjoying it without the help of an extreme amount of liquor.

Mike

Anonymous said...

Well, I'd like to publicly thank the one other warm, caring person in j-voland who supported the Wiggles in this poll. The rest of y'all can just read your toddlers fragments of the Bhagavad Gita when they wake up at 5:30 a.m. on a Saturday--or show them Baby Stephen Hawking tapes, or whatever...

J-Vo said...

We actually do tai chi by sunrise and then meditate.