So, my buddy Paris Hilton was released from the Big House today due to some unspecified "medical condition." Funny, I didn't think that chronic skankalicious skankitis qualified for early prison release.
Any guesses on her tragic condition?
I bet tertiary syphilis.
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Incessant crying and psychological instability caused by Sidekick withdrawal and an inability to figure out how to use the pay phones in the prison.
They're saying it was mental - is there a mental disorder where you hire a psychiatrist who will tell the sheriff you are loony so you can get out of jail early? Or is that disorder just known as...GENIUS?
Well, whatever it was, it apparently wasn't a good enough excuse because some awesome judge just sent her back to the slammer! Woo!!! I think they realized that house arrest wasn't going to be that much of a hardship for her.
So Paris was out, and now she's back in. Probably because the CA judicial system has the insight to know that if you're in JAIL and you get SICK, you go the HOSPITAL, not HOME.
She's not the first inmate who's ever had to get sent to the prison hospital for DT's. or Xanax withdrawal, or whatever she actually has.
I took care of inmates all the time at My Old Hospital...even if they were in end-stage liver failure, bleeding from all orifices, on ventilators, etc., they still had armed guards at the bedside and never were released early.
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