Friday, June 1, 2007

WTF?

Driving in the car with someone I've met only once before yesterday, I coughed.

The other person said, "Do you have allergies?"

I said, "No, I have a cold."

She replied, "Oh. I was hoping you had allergies."

EXCUSE ME??

Thanks lady, I hope you have diarrhea.

5 comments:

towwas said...

Maybe she was hoping you had something noncontagious.

J-Vo said...

Even so, that comment is best kept INSIDE your head.

J.Po said...

The inappropriateness of that comment is difficult to express. Perhaps I'll have to do it via interpretive dance - in a mere week and a half! Who's excited?!?!?!

towwas said...

Wow, that is coming up soon. Woo!

CBO said...

Next time, a succinct "biatch, step off!" should be your rejoinder.