"Honey, you can't have both a doughnut AND Skittles before dinner!!"
Good grief.
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When somebody says I'm rockin' too hard, I'm like, "You're flippin' RIGHT I'm flippin' rockin' too hard!!"
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12 comments:
Mmmmmm........obesity......
Hey, hope you don't mind if an outsider comments...
That reminds me of my (least) favorite Costco story....
Young boy picks up a new and wonderful copy of Harry Potter and runs enthusiastically over to see his mom. "Please-oh-please Mom, can we get this?"
Mom looks down, tightens her lips and replies, "Oh Joey, you know we don't read."
No kidding. I died a little.
OMG!!! They were probably too busy with Playstation, MySpace and American Idol to worry about these big, rectangular heavy things called BOOKS. that is TOO much!!
Hey, is that Mrs. Dahvay? And also, my soul died a little just *hearing* that.
Yup. I debated my alias a bit, considering Mrs. Dahvay, but ultimately decided that the rare opportunity to use the phrase baby-mommy must be taken advantage of. Wouldn't you agree?
Absolutely...although the phrase "La Senora Dahvay" also has its pluses.
Indeed! There are really so many good options. Perhaps I should hold an internet contest? It worked so well for Hilary Clinton, I mean who doesn't want to hear Celine Dion all day every day?
Or, you could use a different moniker for every post, thus increasing your surrounding air of mystery!
I think I'm going to stick with Mrs. Dahvay, because I think any time you have the chance to say "Dahvay," you should. It was nice to meet you, Mrs. Dahvay! Your kid is cute!
I just call her "my biatch," y'all. I'm hella romantic like that.
Swoon.
I can definitely feel the love.
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