And another reason why you suck is....

I think that if this whole "doctor" thing fails to pan out, a good backup career for me (aside from being a super-cool rock star) would be as a life coach. I am REALLY good at telling people what they should do, and imagine what good I could accomplish by doing it on daily basis for money. It would be like "Extreme Makeover" for the soul. A win-win situation: I get to tell people how to stop being losers (stop whining! just get a job! quit adopting children from 3rd world countries!), and the losers stop, well, being losers.