Effin' bats

I hate bats. I really hate bats. I used to think that I had no strong feelings either way about bats, but that was until tonight, when I discovered one flying around our living room. Goddamn sumbitch bats.

It was like 2 feet long. With fangs. Dripping venom. And beady red eyes.

I hate bats.

Glass houses

Lest you think that I never cast a critical eye upon myself, please refer to and vote in my latest poll.

O.M.G.

I'm kind of in a daze right now. I'm shell-shocked. I feel weird and unnatural. Something just isn't right.

I just watched High School Musical.

Yes, I fell victim to the hype. I had to witness with my own eyes the whirlwind of cheeseball Disney pop culture that is taking America by storm.

I am so drenched in Disney wholesomeness right now that I think if I drop any F-bombs in the next 24 hours that I might have a seizure.

I'm not even really sure if I liked it, or not.

Ok then...

This weekend, I was in Downtown Grrbear's Town, at a course for Docs Like Me. It's always fun to wander around the area, because it so refreshing to be in a place where most of the tourists look dorkier than you do. Ego boost much? Anyhow, it's amusing for me to see what shopping bags people are carrying around. See, if I was going to take the time, trouble, and $$$ to shop Down There as my vacation, I think I'd go to stores that I actually don't ever get to shop in. So you wouldn't find me carrying around bags from American Eagle and Abercrombie, which by my calculations can be found in ALMOST EVERY MALL IN AMERICA. People! Come on!

It's like eating at Applebee's when you go Europe. You just don't do it.

My first concert:

Cool A-Vo.

A-Vo's first concert was a Hootie and the Blowfish event that we attended last summer. It was free and was 2 blocks from where we were staying.

Not wanting to live in my glass house and throw stones....I think that is very cool.

BOO-ya!!

according to a study by the Surface Transportation Policy Partnership (STPP), a nonprofit research firm, which draws on 2003 Bureau of Labor Statistics data, I commute to one of America's top 5 costliest-commute cities.

Did I mention that I have 5 more days of work there? Ever?

BOO-ya!!