Blast from the past.

At Towwas's request, I went looking for our old quote boards to post some choice zingers "so people can see how funny we are when being dumb." These quotes are circa 1994-1996 and definitely R rated- we dropped a lot of F bombs back then, apparently.

I found them and will sprinkle choice selections from them from time to time. But here are some other things that I found:

1) the 90210 picture of me, Towwas, DMcG, and R-Val.
2) Jolly Time pogs.
3) A sign than says "Booty" with an arrow, clearly made by me but I cannot for the life of me remember for what reason.
4) A picture of me drawn by my sister, in which I am "b*tching about breadsticks."
5) the scorecard from a massive Scrabble beatdown: J-Vo vs. Dr. Feelgood, final score 329-206.

and, my personal favorite:

a postcard from J-Bru from Australia, with a postscript added by Towwas, that reads, "You are such a f*king wh*re- everybody knows you down here as the biggest sl*t in the universe."

Classic!

Family of Crocs.

I had sworn that Crocs would never touch my feet, b/c they "remind me too much of work." However, the good folks at Charter Communications awarded me with a pair for being such a great online customer. And then I broke down and got A-Vo a pair for school (long story).

So, I present to you, the first Vo family blog foot picture. T-Vo is still Crocless. We'll see how long that lasts. Note the cool "Charter Communications" buttons on mine. Needless to say, I probably won't be wearing these too many places.

Family circus alert!!!

An artistic, yet still anonymous picture of Mother and Child Vo.

In case any of you are wondering how the potty training is going, let me tell you this:
A-Vo can hold her pee. And she does it only while she sits on the potty, b/c godDAMN if she's going to let it out over that death trap.
On Mommy? Yes.
In bed? Yes.
All over the bathtub? Of course.
In the potty? Dear god, no way!

The Hollywood contigent

Dude, James Spader reads my blog! That is so awesome!

Welcome, my friend, and bring the rest of your A-list Hollywood friends along for the ride!

T minus 12 hours and counting...

until the Vo Board Exam #1 for T-Vo. T-minus 60 hours for me.

Checklist:
snacks? check.
directions to testing center? check.
#2 pencils? It's a computer test. Not necessary.
Layered clothing for appropriate thermoregulation? check.
GLJAB? check!

Quote of the decade:

I plan to make this my personal motto from now on:

From Sebastian Bach, former lead singer of Skid Row:

"When somebody tells me that I'm rockin' too hard, I'm like, 'You're f*king RIGHT I'm f*king rockin' too hard!!"

Because you can substitute any verb for "rock" and it's still awesome.

Hey there, Delilah!

Your song sucks! And so does your radio show!

XOXO,
J-Vo