Maybe in a few months.

I have a shirt that looks like this:

TOWWAS and I think Spice were both there when I bought it. I still have it, and considered wearing it yesterday while I exercised. But then I thought that it was probably not a cosmically good idea to wear a shirt emblazoned with "MONSTER" on the belly when one is almost 7 months' pregnant.

And today's medal of valor goes to...

ME.

Why?

Because not once, but twice, I had to wrestle A-Vo into submission in order to put eye drops in her eyes.

Stupid enteroviruses and their pinkeye.

Trick question.

Thanks to all who answered my poll. Too bad it was a trick question. A-Vo can sing all of those songs (hopefully she keeps her rendition of "Rehab" to herself while she's at school

Another sign that the apocalypse is upon us...

A few weeks ago, I heard a song that I really liked, went home, Googled the lyrics, and was stunned to learn that is was by John Mayer. Gulp. And THEN, last week, I heard another song that was quite catchy, only to find out that it was the latest from MILEY CYRUS. AAAAAAAAAAAHHH. I am becoming less cool by the second. I just hope that I don't start listening to the Wiggles...

Break out the streamers, banners, and hoopla...

Because tomorrow is Doctors' Day!!!! Oh yeah! Time to get down and party like there's no tomorrow and tell jokes about netfliximab. The celebration tomorrow will be legendary, no doubt. Which is good, since in the last week and a half, we've celebrated Palm Sunday, St. Packers Day, Purim, Good Friday, and Easter, and man, the week was shaping up to be a boring void, completely absent of any cause for celebration. But NO MORE!

In reality, I think I might be getting a free pen tomorrow.

Dorky doctor joke.

If Netflix were to become a chemotherapeutic agent, I bet it would be Netfliximab.

HAHAHAHA.

I kill me.

For the love of God, people....

...Easter is on Sunday. Take down your goddamn Christmas wreaths already!!!

XOXO
J-Vo

What's your Sawyer nickname?

Click here to find out.

J-Vo: Sugarpop
T-Vo: Imelda
A-Vo: Ladybug
K-(Yo)-Di: Chairman Mao.

*I* wanna be Chairman Mao!!!

Loserface!

Yesterday, I rode the elevator with a fellow male MD. Upon exiting the elevator, and turning the correct direction to the conference which we were both about to attend, he commented, "Wow, that's impressive! Your sense of direction is almost as good as a man's!"

He is now no longer one of my people.

You don't...

• tug on Superman's cape;
• spit into the wind;
• pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,
• and you DON'T mess around with pregnant J-Vo, who will call the police and arrest your ass in a NY minute.

Which I did yesterday. Or at least had my people do it for me.

We'll miss you, bud.

1992-2008