Happy Doctors' Day to me!

Happy Doctors' Day to me!

All cards, presents, and floral arrangements can be sent to my home address.

I also like:

• gift cards
• treat sacks, and
• taco bars.

Bipolar much?

I love iTunes!

I hate iTunes!

What sense does it make that you can only find karaoke versions of certain songs, but not the original songs themselves?

I hate iTunes!

Sigh.

But I love iTunes.

Steve Jobs, damn you!!

Breakfast in the airport

So there I am, lugging around a suitcase and 2 purses, trying in vain to locate a toasted bagel with cream cheese for breakfast in the airport. And preferably a bagel that looked like it had been made sometime in 2007. But what did I find?

• breakfast burritoes
• breakfast pizza
• and, my personal favorite, breakfast stromboli.

Why does anyone wonder anymore why everyone in America weighs 300 pounds?

Skankalicious

For the love of god, Angelina Jolie, would you please stop collecting babies from the Third World like they were Bratz dolls? None of your philanthropy makes up for the fact that you are a skankalicious homewrecker!

In other news (not under the skankalicious heading), A-Vo dressed up as an 80's punk rock superstar for costume day at her daycare yesterday. Can you say, "hippest mom EVER?"