Driving in the car with someone I've met only once before yesterday, I coughed.
The other person said, "Do you have allergies?"
I said, "No, I have a cold."
She replied, "Oh. I was hoping you had allergies."
EXCUSE ME??
Thanks lady, I hope you have diarrhea.
Maybe she was hoping you had something noncontagious.
ReplyDeleteEven so, that comment is best kept INSIDE your head.
ReplyDeleteThe inappropriateness of that comment is difficult to express. Perhaps I'll have to do it via interpretive dance - in a mere week and a half! Who's excited?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteWow, that is coming up soon. Woo!
ReplyDeleteNext time, a succinct "biatch, step off!" should be your rejoinder.
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