Friday, June 1, 2007

WTF?

Driving in the car with someone I've met only once before yesterday, I coughed.

The other person said, "Do you have allergies?"

I said, "No, I have a cold."

She replied, "Oh. I was hoping you had allergies."

EXCUSE ME??

Thanks lady, I hope you have diarrhea.

5 comments:

  1. Maybe she was hoping you had something noncontagious.

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  2. Even so, that comment is best kept INSIDE your head.

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  3. The inappropriateness of that comment is difficult to express. Perhaps I'll have to do it via interpretive dance - in a mere week and a half! Who's excited?!?!?!

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  4. Wow, that is coming up soon. Woo!

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  5. Next time, a succinct "biatch, step off!" should be your rejoinder.

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