OMG, it's a tie!!

...between "Wow, that's totally spicy!!" and "God, that's simply overt!"

The tiebreaker will be an essay contest. Whoever writes the best comment supporting their choice will break the tie.

This is so exciting. It's like the Oscars!

Gawd!

OMG. Whoever thought that K-Fed would start being the GOOD parent of the pair??

I think monkeys might have just flown out of my butt.

Barry Bonds is a puke.

Meaning actually that he's a juiced-up, self-absorbed, arrogant cheating piece of CRAP!

Yar!!

I've seen the Godfather, but...

My sister has never seen Titanic.

T-Vo hadn't seen The Blues Brothers until shortly after we got married.

I've only read 30 pages of 1 Harry Potter book and have no plans to read any more.

BWAHAHAHA!

Enough already!

OK, crazy tree-huggers, I've had about enough of your intimidation. I already buy organic, recycle like a crazy fool, bring my own bags to the grocery store, and avoid bottled water like the plague...now get off my frickin' back about buying locally! Yar! I cannot stand the guilt that has begun to wash over me when I buy bananas. Yes, I know it is better for the local economy and environment to support local farmers, but tell me, wise ones, what I am supposed to feed my family in the winter? Pemmican?

Guilt can only go so far, though. A-Vo wears disposable diapers and I am TOTALLY fine with that. Yeah.

New poll! Please vote now:

What have I learned about my faithful readers from my polls?

1) There are about 8 of you.
2) We are satisfied with our health insurance.
3) Premade sandwiches at the gas station are scary.
4) If I were to serve you a sausage buffet, it should include bratwurst and Polish sausage.

Now for the next question...what totally made-up expression should I try to popularize using my powerful position as super-blogger? (think "major," or "MAY-jah" a la Posh)

Yeah.

Re: this tree in our yard.

Me: A-Vo, what color is the tree?

A-Vo: Ummm, pink.

Me: I think it's more red. Or maybe purplish.

A-Vo: Yeah. Purple ass.


Awesome.